So basically

I felt like one of those stupid chuck norris jokes that i h8 today.
I was driving to work and these faggot bitches were infront of me and they had an "08" graduating nipple tassle hanging from their mirror. Their car was a piece of shit garbage dump. They didn't even bother to fix the dangling side view mirrors and they were snapping their fingers that probably smelled like dick. so driving whore decides to look at her fingers while she's snapping because she can't do it involuntarily and stops abruptly when i was following her right turn. So i just kinda stopped on her bumper a little bit. It was sort of funny to see their heads jerk around. I've been in 3 fender benders and the other times I would just stare at the bumper and think of an emancipating speech to tell the other driver. This time I just kind of wanted to see their reaction. I'm staring ahead waiting for a notion to pull over, and this hag's nasty ass claw reaches out of the car and points to an unknown direction. I just followed them. and followed them some more. Up until 100 feet where I turn around and go to work because I don't have time for this pussy bitch bullshit.
Bitch, when I hit you, you keep driving.