Sunday, September 28, 2008

Obesity/diabeteshhh.

You smell like shrimp ramen noodles, and you inch around like a lardy penguin. You spend your entire day inhaling the newest, gimmicky food and watching your soap operas with such a heinous, but reserved intensity that you can hear physically coming out of your dried out, hairy nostrils in loud, uneasy breaths. You're an ignorant southern biscuit. You! You disgust me.

3 comments:

The Pharaohs Den said...

you shhould rework this but make your legs turn into tentacles<3<3

The Pharaohs Den said...

her legs*

Urethra Franklin said...

no i think i should make her legs turn into yours. dey da same.

jk p.a.