Monday, September 15, 2008

What makes smoking even more attractive?



Hepatitis!

Self-sufficient bums don't have to tell you about, "The god damned tree and the son of a bitch. Fucking. Just spare a cigarette man. I lost everything to that god damned man, son of a bitch. I just need. Come on. The country and the war. The god damned man. We're brothers. Help me out, and my family, the tree. The fucking tree. I have nothing..." Self-sufficient bums get their fix by removing the tops of public ashtrays and digging their shakey, ass probing fingers into an expired soup of ash paste, abused cigarette boxes, and soggy cigarette butts, until they find one that hasn't been sucked down to the filter.

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