The most unnerving scheme.

Clink, clink, clink. Cough, cough, cough. - w4m - 21
Desperately broke girl seeking cigarette daddy to purchase some form of tobacco (preferably Parliaments, but will settle for Buggler) to aid in efforts of homework procrastination and lung cancer development.

I'm cute. I promise.

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Well..
Still looking for?

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Oh, most definitely. But I think my ad gave people the impression that
I am going to put out for some smokes. I'm not quite that desperate,
you know? But certainly if you're interested in a no strings attached
act of kindness, I'd be grateful. There really is nothing in it for
the person buying except an awkward conversation with a stranger and a
good anecdote.

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Silly Girl..
Ok.. What you want to do now?
Where are you? I'm in north.. But If you want I can get down there..

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Ah. See, this whole scheme kind of makes me feel like a bad person,
but for you to come all the way down to the South Loop would make me
feel really bad! But if you really want to, I'm really close to both
Library and Jackson stops, which are both really close to either the
7-11 on Van Buren or the 7-11 on State, depending on which line you're
coming from.

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Lol. OK..
What should I getting ready for you?
Let me have a list what do you need lol.
Gotto give me exactly location that I can pick you up or.. contact..

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All I want is a pack of Parliaments, or even just a bag of shitty Top
will work. I'm just literally down to my last dollar and last
cigarette. I'd prefer to get them from you in a public place--no
offense--like either the 7-11 on Dearborn and Van Buren or the 7-11 on
State in between Congress and Wabash. But just to make sure, you are
okay with JUST getting me cigarettes, right? We can smoke one
together, if you want, but afterwards, I have to get back to my
homework.

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It'll take an hour.. Fine?
Lol.. getting really bored & about to thinking about driving..
BTW,, How come you're so broke... to much shopping?
Lol.

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That works. Are you headed to the one on Van Buren or State? Also,
what do you look like, so I can have an idea when I see you?

I'm broke from excessive alcohol/cigarette purchases!

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Hey get me the location I can drop a pack of Cig. And maybe coffee?
Don't worry Just had a great sex with my GF,,, So I don't need it
tonight..lol.
Just getting bored.. and She is sleeping like a little baby.. So I'm not to
trying wake her up.
So best thing is driving around or chat..

lol.. Girl We are not dating..
Ok Anyway.. Asian male / 39 yrs old..
I'm driving Sand color FJ Cruser..
Call me about 30 min later..
I will pickup a pack of Cig.for you..
On my way..
I gotto make quick trip So I can go to work at morning..
^^
Oh,, My Cell..847-***-****
Mtw.. Call me atleast 30 min later.
I will need plug in my car chager..
See Ya.

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Wait, but to be clear, just smokes, right? I'm sorry. I appreciate the
generosity, but I really don't intend to hang out tonight. I'm tired
and have a lot of homework to do. I'll give you a call in a little
bit.

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He picked me up on State, handed me two packs of Parliaments, and then dropped me off on Wabash.

True story.