When I was a kid, about 16 17, i had family visiting me. We planned the whole weekend around them, and asked them what was the one thing in the world they wanted to do when they got there-horse back riding they said. MY response was- can't we just drive around in the car in the country with windows down isn't that the same thing?
So we go through with this terrible ordeal. The country folk make fun of me and call me city boy as I struggle to climb on top this foul smelling steed. They ask me a few questions i don't understand the answers to and we set off. About 10 minutes into this ordeal, the person leading the trail asks "whose ready for a gallopp?" at that the horses take off in blinding speed.
What happens next? The entire duration of the sprinting horses prompted the following to happen. I bounce in the saddle, until my nutsack, slim-jim and the twins, collide repeatdly at top speed with the little handle thing on the saddle. Imagine for a half hour someone just kicking you in the clit as hard they can. And now you can fathom my pain.
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When I was a kid, about 16 17, i had family visiting me. We planned the whole weekend around them, and asked them what was the one thing in the world they wanted to do when they got there-horse back riding they said. MY response was- can't we just drive around in the car in the country with windows down isn't that the same thing?
So we go through with this terrible ordeal. The country folk make fun of me and call me city boy as I struggle to climb on top this foul smelling steed. They ask me a few questions i don't understand the answers to and we set off. About 10 minutes into this ordeal, the person leading the trail asks "whose ready for a gallopp?" at that the horses take off in blinding speed.
What happens next? The entire duration of the sprinting horses prompted the following to happen. I bounce in the saddle, until my nutsack, slim-jim and the twins, collide repeatdly at top speed with the little handle thing on the saddle. Imagine for a half hour someone just kicking you in the clit as hard they can. And now you can fathom my pain.
I too now now hate horses
yeah, fucking fuck horses!
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