H8 H8 H8

Columbia Rant 2.

2009-01-29T19:06:00.000-08:00

My new favorite professor:
"Please turn off your cell phones. Your drug dealer can wait til after class."
"Philosophy, believe it or not, is much more complex than sitting around the bong and accepting each others' opinions."
"You have two free excused absences. So for whatever reason you can't make it--if you're hungover at this time of day..."
"I won't buy the death of a grandparent excuse. I had a student last semester who had 12 grandparents die."
Speaking on the way he grades: "I really only put this in the syllabus for my DePaul students who have never received a B in their lives. I don't think anyone in this room hasn't received a grade under an A."
"Don't plagiarize. If it's three in the morning and you have a paper due the next day, and you're out of weed, please call me. I'll talk you down."

Etc, etc, etc. Quips about us dropping out. More quips about drug use.

I was one of the only ones laughing. Where's the school pride, fellow students? We are auto-acceptance. We are artbags. We are incapable of work that we cannot pry out of our asses.
We are Columbia!

There was an overbearing stench of cigarette smoke this evening. And not from people's clothing. It didn't drift in until the of middle class. And it certainly wasn't from the street. We were on the 14th floor. Somewhere in a Columbia building some badass don't-give-a-fuck, underpaid professor was presumably allowing his students to smoke in class. Kind of like how my friend's professor allowed him to take a bottle of vodka to class at nine in the morning last semester.

And I'm not going to lie. It may not be as much of a novelty now, but the novelty is still there. The ridiculous bullshit still humors me and caters to my half-assed attitude about academics.

I should stop being so bitter. It's Thirsty Thursday, and you can bet two in three Columbia students will be drinking this evening, regardless of whether or not they have class at nine tomorrow.

Now I'm off to be typical. Off to hit the box and chain smoke in a student residency bathroom and talk shit on other Columbia students, who are hopefully talking shit on me.

FUCK the secret

2009-01-03T17:50:00.000-08:00

just because you physically tell your boobish self in the mirror that you are going to be a famous actor one day DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL BE THE NEXT JOHN GOODMAN PIECE OF SHIT.

just because you make a compositionless poster-board with incompetent little cutouts of gold watches and title it "MY VISION BOARD" DOES NOT MEAN YOU WILL BE SUCCESSFUL.

you are hopeless, you are garbage, you are a parasite.
infact I'm going to make a VISION BOARD with all of you cocksuckers cutting off your dicks.

GOD BLESS. 666

Oueeeeeeiii Ahhhhhoooouuuu.

2008-12-13T17:51:00.000-08:00

No words.

2008-12-01T01:45:00.000-08:00

This man doused his two sons in gasoline and lit them on fire.

I h8 horse loving fggts.

2008-11-19T18:40:00.001-08:00

"Oh my god. Horses are, like, sooo gorgeous. They are such graceful creatures!"

Really? Fuck you, horse lovers.

The most unnerving scheme.

2008-11-10T01:00:00.000-08:00

Clink, clink, clink. Cough, cough, cough. - w4m - 21
Desperately broke girl seeking cigarette daddy to purchase some form of tobacco (preferably Parliaments, but will settle for Buggler) to aid in efforts of homework procrastination and lung cancer development.

I'm cute. I promise.

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Well..
Still looking for?

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Oh, most definitely. But I think my ad gave people the impression that
I am going to put out for some smokes. I'm not quite that desperate,
you know? But certainly if you're interested in a no strings attached
act of kindness, I'd be grateful. There really is nothing in it for
the person buying except an awkward conversation with a stranger and a
good anecdote.

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Silly Girl..
Ok.. What you want to do now?
Where are you? I'm in north.. But If you want I can get down there..

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Ah. See, this whole scheme kind of makes me feel like a bad person,
but for you to come all the way down to the South Loop would make me
feel really bad! But if you really want to, I'm really close to both
Library and Jackson stops, which are both really close to either the
7-11 on Van Buren or the 7-11 on State, depending on which line you're
coming from.

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Lol. OK..
What should I getting ready for you?
Let me have a list what do you need lol.
Gotto give me exactly location that I can pick you up or.. contact..

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All I want is a pack of Parliaments, or even just a bag of shitty Top
will work. I'm just literally down to my last dollar and last
cigarette. I'd prefer to get them from you in a public place--no
offense--like either the 7-11 on Dearborn and Van Buren or the 7-11 on
State in between Congress and Wabash. But just to make sure, you are
okay with JUST getting me cigarettes, right? We can smoke one
together, if you want, but afterwards, I have to get back to my
homework.

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It'll take an hour.. Fine?
Lol.. getting really bored & about to thinking about driving..
BTW,, How come you're so broke... to much shopping?
Lol.

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That works. Are you headed to the one on Van Buren or State? Also,
what do you look like, so I can have an idea when I see you?

I'm broke from excessive alcohol/cigarette purchases!

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Hey get me the location I can drop a pack of Cig. And maybe coffee?
Don't worry Just had a great sex with my GF,,, So I don't need it
tonight..lol.
Just getting bored.. and She is sleeping like a little baby.. So I'm not to
trying wake her up.
So best thing is driving around or chat..

lol.. Girl We are not dating..
Ok Anyway.. Asian male / 39 yrs old..
I'm driving Sand color FJ Cruser..
Call me about 30 min later..
I will pickup a pack of Cig.for you..
On my way..
I gotto make quick trip So I can go to work at morning..
^^
Oh,, My Cell..847-***-****
Mtw.. Call me atleast 30 min later.
I will need plug in my car chager..
See Ya.

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Wait, but to be clear, just smokes, right? I'm sorry. I appreciate the
generosity, but I really don't intend to hang out tonight. I'm tired
and have a lot of homework to do. I'll give you a call in a little
bit.

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He picked me up on State, handed me two packs of Parliaments, and then dropped me off on Wabash.

True story.

EYECONTACT EYECONTACT EYECONTACT SEX

2008-10-22T20:33:00.000-07:00

Currently finagling a dyad of demoiselles with my thesaurus prose--arch.

I'm the crypticteur. Bow to me, strumpets, for I am puissant.

[Something, something alluding to the flavor of the week.]

double penetr8

2008-10-22T12:41:00.001-07:00

I know who you are and you are nothing. You think you are fucking something, but you are fucking nothing. You are empty. You are a zero. You are a black hole

&HeArtZ;

H8 last night!

2008-10-18T11:37:00.000-07:00

H8 Division Street.

Last call should always be at sunrise. Divorced dads should never get drunk and dance to prove how "free-spirited" they are. Metrosexuals should all kill themselves. Bars should not charge five bucks for a lil' baby shot of liquor. And bitches better not leave your drinks lying around because I will fucking DRINK THAT SHIT. Hepatitis 4-life.

My new hobby: amateur craigslist erotica.

2008-10-17T15:28:00.000-07:00

Shove my face in your filthy prurience! - w4m – 21
Ignore me all night, while I sulk in the corner drinking copious amounts of shit wine, occasionally shooting you glances, which you acknowledge with a sadistic hunger, but only for a millisecond. Grab me by the arms and slam my face against your headboard. Tease me until I'm squirming and unbearably wet. Hit me! Abuse me! And when I can't take it anymore, continue to give it to me, my body smothered by yours. Ignore my moans. Then shove your cock into my tight lips. Continue until you please, then release me, and let my tongue have its way with you. Ejaculate on me. Degrade me. Then allow me to pleasure myself as you clean up--the most immaculate orgasm of all. I want to leave your place with bruises and no goodbye, alone on the L at four-thirty in the morning, completely disheveled and dirty. Vibrant!

I received most of the following responses within an hour. Some of them had photos:

Hey, I'd love to play around with you. If your serious E-mail me a pic. I'm 22 and if you are going to ask me to join a site other than MySpace don't waste time.

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you fucking cunt get over here and put your face against my balls..~b

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Just 2 words for you : call ME 773931****

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By me! On the n.side ...tonite!

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Boyish enough? You decide, I'm on the n.side near jeff pk. 6'1" 190lbs

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Hello,
I am a 38 year old guy from the NW side of Chicago. I am Italian with dark hair and green/blue eyes. I'm very normal...I am successful, have a great personality and sense of humor, and treat women with the utmost respect. I've attached a pic, so check it out and contact me if you think we might click.
Hope to hear from you soon,

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Hey. I'm Alijon. I was bored at home when I came upon your page. I'm by Foster and Lake Shore Drive. I'm 5'10, 140 lbs, wavy black hair, brown eyes and light skinned. I'm trimmed and circumsized. I'm quite freaky, pretty kinky and very hardcore. I love makeing girls deep throat, gag, and I also like name calling, slapping, spitting, choking and talking during fucking. I love ass fucking and I have no problem using condoms, so let me know if you want to try me out. If you're interested please reply with pictures. Thanks. I want us to have fun. I'd love to meet you. Bye

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hi, i'm vince....35, 5'9.5' 250, teddybear, intelligent, educated, caring, open minded, articulate, cultured, good sense of humor, stunningly handsome (see!), and interested in connecting (not just physically) with someone perhaps like you....i am an s&m "dom/master" but i can be very gentle....i think i can help you...i'm stunningly skilled at all types of physical contact, especially oral....
vince
i know it's a silly pic, but there it is....

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Some of them did not have pictures:

sounds like fun...The name is Josh from KY here on business.
a non bot response gets my pic.
Josh
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Grrrreat! Come on down! I'll be at the Harrahs hotel in Joliet!!!Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile
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You sit in the corner wet with anticipation, only glimpsing the tail of my lustful stare. I turn away not wanting to offend, while plotting our wet and sticky end. Fearful my wicked thoughts might frighten some, I stammer for words that never come. Grasping your arm in silence you follow. Trust without words. Parallel thoughts and needs sublime. Knowing where we are going is not a location but a place soon to be defined. Thrown into the soft piled pillows I tear your g sting soaked and place it on your face and lips. Feel what I feel, how wet you are. My face buried deep you cry out loud. I don't stop. I won't stop. You taste divine. Knowing it won't ever be enough for either of us, I release you. Throbbing and swollen I slide inside, pushing into your pelvis like a mad animal. Holding you down while you clamp around me. Your clenching body pushes me out, I stay inside making you cum around me. I hold you down and bite your breast. You soak the sheets. Too much to clean up. No time to pleasure yourself...I take you again. Salacious affair. One night to remember. Sticky and bruised you reluctantly leave. Your dirty thoughts; A clean conscience. You have never been so free.
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Wow that's hot! Get your sexy ass over tonight! Cum all over meSent from my Verizon Wireless BlackBerry
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Oh my…im down send me a pics. I’l, sne doy u mine

Um. What?
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O.K. you crazy fucking slut! No problem I would love to see your smeared make-up from a lone tear that was wrung from your eye ass I splash a load on your shirt that for sure will be noticed by that late night nurse sitting accross from you on your lonely ride on the L . Send me a pic I want to know who will be sitting in the dark accross from me as drink a glass of scotch.

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when and where?
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Hi,I am 32 and am tall and very cute with a big dick.I am looking for a woman who enjoys messy facials (cum on the face)If intrested email me and tell me about yourself.
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And when are you thinking of getting this done? Maybe I want to kick you out of my car bloindfolded on arrival and departure before I drop you to get on the L on your own.How does that sound?

From the same sender, the next day:

No proper response? I guess you must not be ready.

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But some of them warranted responses:

My little sex bitch
Love your posting and would love to have you come over and be used in every way possible. Here is my pic, email back if interested.
[Unfortunately my computer refuses to download the typical, grainy photo of him fully nude from the neck down with an erection.]

My response:
What do you do for fun besides degrading girls like me? Describe yourself to me.

His:
I am a semi-pro athlete that works a full time job. Not much free time and definately no time for dating. Very down to earth and interested in meeting tonight.

I didn't respond.
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Your a good writer, if nothing else.
fantasy and degradation are two of my very few interests, so at least we have that in common.
write back, cunt

My response:
Thank you.
Do you enjoy being degraded or do you prefer to degrade? How old are you?
-Cunt

His:
I prefer to degrade.I am 28 and will soon be rubbing my cum all over your body

I didn't respond. He's currently requesting to chat with me.
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WHAT EVER U SAYI DONT THINK YUR REAL

My response:
If you don't think I'm real, then why'd you respond?

His:
BECAUSE MOST OF THE GOOD SOUNDING
ADS R BOTS.IM LOOKIN FOR SOME KITTY TO LICK
IM IN GRIFFITH

I didn't respond.

WHAT U NOT INTERESTED
IM READY TO LICK SOME KITTY
WHERE U LOCATED

Still no response.

WHERE DID U GO
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Possibly my favorite:

oh my god that is one of the hottest things i have ever heard as a fantasy I will fufill that for you

My response:
Describe yourself to me, please.

His:
i am 19 years old 6'4 190 pounds i am a student in the city i am getting bored with the under covers sex and looking to explore

Mine:
What are you studying?

His:
Economics?

I didn't respond.
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Oh, but wait! I received one as I was compiling this. We have a winner! Jesus Christ.

You likely got a lot of messages in reply to yours.
Most of the men who respond are posers. They don't understand you.
I do.
You will cry when you leave because you loved it so much and hate yourself too.
I am a college professor and I like to lick and suck and bite and slap. You sound like you need to be taken. I would love to use you and ignore you at least a few times tonight. My condo needs some excitement.
Can you handle that I'm older than you? I'm 42 You want me to be your professor? You want to work to get a better grade from me? You will cum tonight--you will hate yourself. You will wish you were worthy of my attention. You will get an education in sex from me.
I'm free tonight if you are, you wet cunt.
I am your Dom for the night.

H8 THE ENVIRONMENT.

2008-10-17T14:39:00.000-07:00

I want you to come so I can make you CUM

2008-10-16T12:49:00.001-07:00

"I want to h8 fuck Mother Theresa"

Coprophagia.

2008-10-14T10:47:00.000-07:00

coprophagia is considered entirely normal and is commonplace
coprophagia is the practice of eating stool
coprophagia is defined as the ingestion of any type of faeces
coprophagia is caused by boredom
coprophagia is sometimes seen in young and growing dogs that have a high requirement for energy
coprophagia is the consumption of feces
coprophagia is an emotionally repulsive activity and is probably best curbed
coprophagia is the ingestion of feces; sometimes their own
coprophagia is defined as eating any type of bowel movement
coprophagia is defined as the consumption of faeces by an animal and is a common complaint of owners to their veterinarians
coprophagia is also a difficult habit to curb
coprophagia is the ingestion of feces
coprophagia is the fancy term for poop eating
coprophagia is not music
coprophagia is defined as the consumption of feces
coprophagia is a problem since eating stool can upset the dog’s stomach and can spread parasites and dangerous bacteria
coprophagia is the polite term for this unfortunate habit
coprophagia is the name given to the habit of eating stools
coprophagia is a symptom of nutritional deficiencies
coprophagia is purely a behavioral problem or is a symptom of an underlying medical problem
coprophagia is a behavioral trait
coprophagia is the term given to those few individuals who are sexually gratified by consuming excrement
coprophagia is usually only a small aspect of these medical conditions
coprophagia is a normal activity
coprophagia is often considered a "paraphila" or abnormal sexual arousal disorder
coprophagia is a common sort of thing
coprophagia is the medical term used to describe the practice of eating feces
coprophagia is the technical term for eating feces
coprophagia is very common
coprophagia is represented on the store's shelves
coprophagia is the eating of one's own excrement
coprophagia is when a dog eats poo on a regular basis
coprophagia is more acceptable than sexual slavery
coprophagia is not totally unnatural
coprophagia is likewise not necessarily a sign of worms
coprophagia is another matter
coprophagia is not life
coprophagia is defined as the consumption of fecal material
coprophagia is normally performed at night; rabbits only ingest their own excrement directly from the anus
coprophagia is pretty insane too
coprophagia is the alias of andrew cutlan
coprophagia is a degrading act
coprophagia is a sign of stress

FIGHTS PT. 1

2008-10-09T12:19:00.000-07:00

I LOVE FIGHTS.
My dear friend, "Athleticist" told this cunt hair, "JaguarWoman" OFF!

JW - yes it is! so?????? don't be such a fucking sheep!

A - Me? A sheep? didn't you take that from an atdi performance at big day out? Be yourself homie, and embrace youth and prodigies. There's a whole world of music and influence out there.

JW - "homie," i've never listened to atdi!!! (but i've met ced a couple of times) & i've been exploring that big wide world of art, music, dance, film etc. etc for the last 40 years. i was actually THERE when punk came out (one of their influences) i listen to a little of everything - young/older (bb king & etta were on fucking fire!!) i'm sorry, clearly i have an unfair advantage here.

just forget about it and try and have a good day.

oh and,

i am a prodigy.

A - Oh youre a prodigy? Where's your album at? Can i preorder it?

Get doown with vinnie licks, Groove to fucking Mulatu Astatke, dance to some alex wilson, learn something from archie shepp, fuck your girlfriend to baroness, bang your head to coalesce, chill out to juana molina, whig out to some kraan, learn the salsa to los dementes, be somebody and buy some Rahsaan Kirk, warm up to the T-Bone Walker.
OPEN YOUR FUCKING EARS. BB King? seems like youre on a strict north american diet.

BE SOMEBODY

JW - and who the fuck are YOU again? this is the most immature, ignorant exchange i've ever had. bb king is a legend, fool! and all this because of what? you tell me "EAT ME" for no fucking reason. i'm just holding up a mirror - so if you don't like what you see - you're just looking at your own reflection.

i'm not a musician.

anyway, the sad thing is, if you weren't such an insecure teenager with an inferiority/superiority complex, i might well be open to your suggestions for new music. i'm very open minded. but since you ARE - i'm not. who cares anyway?what are you jesus because you listen to music? get over yourself!!!

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please cry.

Fuck you, pieces of shit

2008-10-08T14:59:00.000-07:00

ok well hold on while we tie our shoelaces and then continue to take a giant shit on culture.
THIS IS WHY I FUCKING HATE AMERICA.
PLEASE STOP EATING, YOU FAT FUCKS.

Ruining my myspace lurking experience!

2008-09-30T22:26:00.000-07:00

Are these ads the product of someone who graduated with an associates from this place?:

Obesity/diabeteshhh.

2008-09-28T14:16:00.000-07:00

You smell like shrimp ramen noodles, and you inch around like a lardy penguin. You spend your entire day inhaling the newest, gimmicky food and watching your soap operas with such a heinous, but reserved intensity that you can hear physically coming out of your dried out, hairy nostrils in loud, uneasy breaths. You're an ignorant southern biscuit. You! You disgust me.

Mary Lynn Mansen

2008-09-25T10:41:00.000-07:00

"want to shotgun a beer?" -Mall goth
"YEAH!" -A
"okay, i'll use my finger to cut it open" -Mall goth

SEW METAL!

Sorry for the inside jokes, but I mean. Fuck you. It's my birthday.

2008-09-22T15:43:00.000-07:00

"I'm waitin' for you to come so I can make you come!"

There's beard hairs in my drank!
TASTES LIKE METAL \m/
Twenty-seven year old mall goths.
Love themmm. This music rox my skull YEEAHH
Wanna dip your cock in blood and fuck some fat chicks that are into asphyxiation?
I wanna slay a baby and rub it on my clit.
Please. I love abortion.

Dear bros wearing celtic hoodies because they "look cool,"

2008-09-19T12:36:00.000-07:00

Don't promise three alcoholics a round of drinks at a place that "doesn't" card. We're not interested in being your therapists and listening to you bitch about your manipulative slut of a girlfriend. We're definitely not interested in hearing your belligerent WT buddy sing Evanescence songs or watching him get kicked out of the bar for trying to "stick it to the man," who was an easy going waitress. We are interested in free alcohol, and if you can't deliver, we're going to Tokyo--a city in Northern Illinois.

Love,
Unstoppable Drinking Champion of the World

What makes smoking even more attractive?

2008-09-15T12:41:00.000-07:00

Hepatitis!

Self-sufficient bums don't have to tell you about, "The god damned tree and the son of a bitch. Fucking. Just spare a cigarette man. I lost everything to that god damned man, son of a bitch. I just need. Come on. The country and the war. The god damned man. We're brothers. Help me out, and my family, the tree. The fucking tree. I have nothing..." Self-sufficient bums get their fix by removing the tops of public ashtrays and digging their shakey, ass probing fingers into an expired soup of ash paste, abused cigarette boxes, and soggy cigarette butts, until they find one that hasn't been sucked down to the filter.

This is how I feel about it raining for THREE days straight:

2008-09-14T12:20:00.000-07:00

My new best friend.

2008-09-13T18:02:00.000-07:00

A woman with a solid ten, perhaps 15, years of crack and alcohol abuse ingrained on her leathery face passed by the other day. She was waddling around with her dimpled legs and a large duffel bag, pausing anytime anyone passed to open her thin-lipped, dick sucking mouth and fill the street with a booming, "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT!? WHAT! DO! YOU! WAAANTTT! FUCK YOU! SON OF A BITCH!" Her arms and legs spread and shook with rage as she threw both fists into the air. For once the single dads with strollers and the women in pant suits and blotchy lipstick replaced all their painfully boring conversations about the weather with terror and disgust. It was beautiful. If I had decent health insurance, I would have yelled at her, "I WANT YOU!" But I can't afford a stabbing.

Commemorating 9/11.

2008-09-12T11:57:00.000-07:00

Enormous cotton swabs shoved up our cunts to prevent an inconsistently thick and goopy stream of blood and protein from ruining our pants seven years to the day of the attacks is a patriotic inconvenience--the blood representing those that died and the cycle itself a reminder of renewal and hope. Our uteri are immaculate. We are feminine. We are deep.

X)

2008-08-15T21:54:00.000-07:00

Blind dogs see with their hearts!

Public Service Announcement

2008-07-29T13:57:00.000-07:00

I am not racist, my mom drinks coffee from Columbia.

Oppresionate your lactate

2008-07-29T12:26:00.000-07:00

Rosa Parks didn't call shotgun.

So basically

2008-07-28T13:30:00.000-07:00

I felt like one of those stupid chuck norris jokes that i h8 today.
I was driving to work and these faggot bitches were infront of me and they had an "08" graduating nipple tassle hanging from their mirror. Their car was a piece of shit garbage dump. They didn't even bother to fix the dangling side view mirrors and they were snapping their fingers that probably smelled like dick. so driving whore decides to look at her fingers while she's snapping because she can't do it involuntarily and stops abruptly when i was following her right turn. So i just kinda stopped on her bumper a little bit. It was sort of funny to see their heads jerk around. I've been in 3 fender benders and the other times I would just stare at the bumper and think of an emancipating speech to tell the other driver. This time I just kind of wanted to see their reaction. I'm staring ahead waiting for a notion to pull over, and this hag's nasty ass claw reaches out of the car and points to an unknown direction. I just followed them. and followed them some more. Up until 100 feet where I turn around and go to work because I don't have time for this pussy bitch bullshit.
Bitch, when I hit you, you keep driving.

KILLER PARTY!

2008-07-21T22:34:00.000-07:00

One youth, Thang Q. Vo, 19, of 2535 Lexington Lane, Naperville, was arrested on charges of criminal damage to property, criminal trespass to residence, illegal possession of alcohol by a minor and providing illegal liquor access.

Vo is related to the owners of the home but was not authorized to host a party, police said.

Sixty-eight other youths between ages 15 and 20 were cited at the scene on charges relating to criminal trespass and alcohol consumption or presence restriction, police said. Several youths also received citations for obstructing police, possession of cannabis, and possession of drug paraphernalia.

LOL HE'S FROM MY HIGHSCHOOL!
H8

SPORTS

2008-07-21T21:02:00.000-07:00

I LOVE TENNIS!!!
30 serving h8!!

BLOOD

2008-07-13T12:50:00.000-07:00

IS THICKER THAN WATER!!

Cedric Bixler-Zavala

2008-07-10T20:28:00.001-07:00

Ced·ric Bix·ler-Za·va·la (sexy) pronounciation key
-noun

1. One who loves another, especially one who feels sexual love.
-Synonyms: admirer, adorer, amoroso, boyfriend, cicisbeo, don juan, enthusiast, fan, flame, gallant, husband, inamorato, leman, lothario, mistress, paramour, philander, romeo, suitor, swain, sweetheart

He puts the sugar in my peach.
(love)

GARBAGE

2008-07-09T09:13:00.001-07:00

I LOVE GARBAGE!!

Frankenstein

2008-07-09T08:50:00.001-07:00

This is a collage I made. It is about a story that the women of venus wanted to overthrow the power of the men on mars by sending them a sex appealing woman to hypnotize them with her beauty and destroy their race. Although, their creation was born with a heart of gold so she could not h8. The women of venus cursed her with a thousand eyes all over her body that the men no longer loved. They laughed and poked. The creature's heart began to deteriorate and lasers began to shoot from her eyes. With a rust covered aorta she learned to h8; she destroyed the men.

oh hai

2008-06-29T08:30:00.001-07:00

yusss.
it burns like the sun.
h8.

LOVELOVELOVE

2008-06-19T20:30:00.001-07:00

My favorite lovers - Max Ernst and Dorothea Tanning.

"[...] made me realize that living was still wonderful even though I felt that my loss, Max, had left nothing but ashes"
-Dorothea Tanning

That is dedication.
H8.

:(

2008-06-11T13:06:00.000-07:00

My dog is going to be paralized soon. He is the nicest dog in the world. I am sad about that.

Glamour

2008-06-09T22:05:00.000-07:00

nefertiti, i love your iris, i just had to have it.

Jimmy thinks..

2008-05-22T18:52:00.000-07:00

this is funny...

"Overweight Cyclist Walking His Bike For Rest Of Tour De France"

h8.

Photographer: Trevar Evett

2008-05-19T16:27:00.001-07:00

Trevar Evett photographed me in abandoned places for his final. I think he is very exceptional.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/34121659@N00

ART

2008-05-15T17:18:00.000-07:00

This is a project I did for 3D Design. It's my final. We had to create a project with content. Mine symbolizes how popculture and toys are spineless. Enjoy.

AMORE

2008-05-15T13:19:00.000-07:00

a letter from a perfect stranger:
Well, first sorry about my English, it is not so good, but I will try to write well:I am son of Uranus, It's a violet planet just next to andromeda too. I like creasy Ice creams with lot of savours, I like to be wake up in my dreams, I like to be dressed like a prince when I buy bread. I like so much things. I like to jump, to look, to smile, to be sad, to live.I send you a lot of hearts and a virtual kissHow do you feel today? dear stranger

His dialect makes me plea and his music makes the red a dead sea.

artist: antti jädertpolm

2008-05-15T11:29:00.000-07:00

"A cube upside down is a cube but turn a bicycle on itshead and its sunglasses"

I love this graphic designer.

MMMMM

2008-05-14T00:04:00.001-07:00

Basically, my dream.

True Life: I'm in love with Cedric Bixler-Zavala.

oh hey, boredom.

2008-05-13T23:16:00.000-07:00

me. Just relaxin', chewin' some gum.

BARBIE MEETS SEA MONKEYS

2008-05-13T21:06:00.000-07:00

she loved it!

RYAN PUKING!!!

2008-05-13T21:04:00.000-07:00

FAKE.

STUPID IDIOT THINGS IN MY ROOM!!!!!!!!

2008-05-13T20:53:00.000-07:00

Hello, you look like a sea cucumber, apparently.

SING SUN SING

Phallis Phun

Ryan's old bands' record. :-&

Mr. Fishy McFisherson

Los tres guapo ellos

love

Elvis, you taste like pez

Handy

BE HAPPY.

SEA MONKEY STATUS

2008-05-13T20:09:00.000-07:00

This is probably my second week for having sea monkeys. I have like about 30, maybe. It's funny because the directions said to put the eggs in after 24 hours of the water purifer and we only waited 2 hours because we were so excited. I'm suprised the eggs even hatched!!!!!!!!!! COOL.